From Closet to Couch in 5 Seconds

These humans are so stupid. Just plain dumb! There I was hiding out in the hallway closet and they thought I was either dead or gone. Hello! Where do you suppose I go? You don't leave the door open long enough for me to run outside. That's a shame. I hear the grass is definitely greener when viewed from the other side of the sliding glass door. Hmf! Anyways, back to me.

Last night I made a daring escape from the closet where I've been hiding to the (wait for it), couch. I scared the living daylight out of my owner's mom. Granted, my cardio is on point these days, so the mad dash I made was at lightning speed. Ha!

Now I'll have to wait and see how long these humans will leave food and water out for me.